Friday, October 24, 2008

Some Funny Writings.......

As you know we cannot post (Read Below)
So We shall post a few Funny " One Liners" As they are called.

Ah Hem.....

1. If we aren't suppose to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

2.He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

4. there are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

5. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

6. You can't have everything; where would you put it?

7. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

8. I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I

9. A flashlight is a case for dead batteries.

10. Don't Steal The Government hates competition!!!

Okay That's All.

5 comments:

Sabrina said...

That is funny! lol

Andy said...

I can only think of an answer to #7, but I've never heard of someone who got scared 3/4 to death not all at once.

Campana Family said...

I Know!!!!
Neither have I. :)
Alyssa

Amy B. said...

hee hee! Those are so funny!

(I like the scared half-to-death twice one) :)

Oh, yeah and the campers one!
Ain't that the truth!!!

Campana Family said...

I Don't really think the scared half- to -death one is that funny!!!
:) :) L.O.L.
I do like the campers one though!!!
Glad ya Liked it!
Alyssa