As you know we cannot post (Read Below)
So We shall post a few Funny " One Liners" As they are called.
Ah Hem.....
1. If we aren't suppose to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
2.He who laughs last thinks slowest.
3. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
4. there are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
5. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
6. You can't have everything; where would you put it?
7. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
8. I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
9. A flashlight is a case for dead batteries.
10. Don't Steal The Government hates competition!!!
Okay That's All.
So We shall post a few Funny " One Liners" As they are called.
Ah Hem.....
1. If we aren't suppose to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
2.He who laughs last thinks slowest.
3. Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
4. there are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
5. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
6. You can't have everything; where would you put it?
7. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
8. I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
9. A flashlight is a case for dead batteries.
10. Don't Steal The Government hates competition!!!
Okay That's All.
5 comments:
That is funny! lol
I can only think of an answer to #7, but I've never heard of someone who got scared 3/4 to death not all at once.
I Know!!!!
Neither have I. :)
Alyssa
hee hee! Those are so funny!
(I like the scared half-to-death twice one) :)
Oh, yeah and the campers one!
Ain't that the truth!!!
I Don't really think the scared half- to -death one is that funny!!!
:) :) L.O.L.
I do like the campers one though!!!
Glad ya Liked it!
Alyssa
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